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satellitecharacter:

satellitecharacter:

khaleesipotter:

satellitecharacter:

what colour does gold turn when u burn it

what colour?

AUburn

This not getting a million notes is the true joke

7 months ago with 60,817 notes




einschmerzund-einekehle:

lovewallace:

andwechangedkey:

I’ve been pronouncing it “dohj” in my head, I think…

team dogue

Da-gih.

einschmerzund-einekehle:

lovewallace:

andwechangedkey:

I’ve been pronouncing it “dohj” in my head, I think…

team dogue

Da-gih.

7 months ago with 21,257 notes




SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.  

fanufactured:

Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.

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deprier:

I really hope you guys all have a good holiday because you’ve all probably been through a lot of shit and you deserve to be happy at least once this year.

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nayx:

this planet sucks nothing works.  the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work.  the ocean is poorly lit.  the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit.  im sick of this place

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teenagah:

holykittens:

christmasorgasms:

oscurovolpe:

Harry potter fans are creepy as fuck.

Jesus I wish I could afford to be that bored with my life

not like some poor underpaid janitor has to clean that shit up or anything…

actually the year 12’s had to clean it up because it was for muck up day lol 

7 months ago with 55,156 notes
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inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

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